Well, now’s your chance. Live a little, look a lot. Hello.
Haven’t you checked my GPOY tag? I only keep my shades on long enough to take them off dramatically.
#who hasnt checked my gpoy tag | #why havent they | #what grief | #such mourn | #very sorrow | #sweetblogandhelladave |
Not much good, really. Ten day old asks, yeah. Was gonna wait to answer this til I had some great shit to say but it looks like we hit that downhill point a while ago. Hmmm let me think of something good. There’s no more Faygo in the water mains? But that’s because they finally shut all the pumps off. The joke got too old for clowns even. Clowns.
What’s up with you Red?
Don’t worry about answering that Rust, the expert just arrived. Expert, I don’t actually want to talk about dangerous genitalia but we have to look very seriously at test tubes and scribble frantically on a chalkboard, in order to worry the summonerd.
I will trade you secrets, The Rufioh. How do you have sex when your anatomy consists of some Pacific Rim shit?
#what fucking class is that kaiju | #do red and astrea hop in a jaeger and like | #wrangle that shit back into the trouser rift | #thesummonerd |
I’m pretty sure it’s a universal constant.
But this is not choice ass I know. This place is not my home. Things are not as they should be. The comforting becomes unfamiliar and a chill runs down my spine. Something is wrong. What, I know not.
When I think of you and your physical appearance only two things come to mind. One is all that glowy flashy shit you got going on. Where’d you get eyes like that Riddick. Your banner you got them glowy hands. Your sidebar you got wings like a 90’s hacker movie with the leet codes projected on em. It’d be like fucking a rave.
The other thing I think of is the fact that you usually look like a 13 year old to me.
Best alien babe
Celebrity disillusionment the next morning as I would lose my untouchable idol status and that just will not do. Unless, I mean, unless you like rugged post-apocalyptic heroes and their perfectly tousled hair. Sometimes I pull that off.
All answers will be in character and probably ridiculous.
#also no rose | #no | #you dont get one | #and you know why |
((Posted OOC, and early.))
It’s ‘bout that time. Rose has got her shit all packed to go. She’s under the impression that I’m totally spacing out, and seems to think I don’t know what she’s up to. But in this day and apocalyptic age, a lady only leaves food and spare clothes out of her secret bags for New York for one reason. I think just about anyone could put it together. I sure did. Like she could give me the slip. Like I’d let her face that alone. Anyways. It’s why you’re getting a letter, so let’s make this about you.
You’ve been a pretty dope friend, Red. If you’d been the alien dropped onto Earth with totally evil plans, I think things would have gone a lot better. Probably because your evil plans would have been wrecking clubs, cuddling Rose, and scaring the shit out of me with that mouth full of razorblades you got. Would’ve been fun. You should get on a spaceship sometime, work that out. Well. Not now. Tell an alternate or something. If you get on a ship now it’s going to be a lonely welcome wagon. We’ll be gone. No clubs, cuddles, or coolkids.
Anyways. We’ve talked to a lot of trolls in the dream bubbles. Couple humans too. I don’t know if there’s an afterlife for Dave Striders who made it past thirteen. I don’t know if there’s an afterlife for rebels who failed. Don’t know who the bubbles welcome. So in case I don’t end up floating around in the fucked up memories of some dead jackass… It’s been real Lil Red. Good luck out there in the living world.
#ps i was gonna write this drunk | #since i dont typo as much as lalonde does | #but its the night before you know | #gotta be in top shape for tomorrow | #sorry | #pps rose might not write you a letter | #dont hold it against her | #shes not even telling me that shes leaving | #and moirailroadness aside | #me and her are pretty | #close | #sorry again | #littleredridingglare |
Snoop Dogg/Lion has been doing an AMA on Reddit and it’s kind of fucking adorable
Last time he did an AMA, someone asked him why he has an umbrella and he replied “fo drizzle”.
I’m not responding to any of those replies, I said that’s all I had to say, don’t try and engage me in conversation on it, I said that’s all I had to say
#look at this fucking quiet ass tag block | #look at how little i want to talk about that thing |